My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Q: What starts with E, ends with E, ...

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? You want a pizza me?

Child: Why does Santa only come once a year? Parent: Because the rest of the year he is in jail for break...

A woman is at her mothers funeral. She sees a man she has never seen before . She falls in love with him immediately. She searches for the man but can’t find...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits ...

A deputy responded to a call about someone looking through peoples mail. It was the mail carrier. A man said someone broke into...

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trou...

How do Hawaiians laugh? Aloha-ha!!!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."...

Where do plants work? At the power plant!!