My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!