Christmas questions
- Zelda
- Dec 6, 2019
- 1 min read
Child: Why does Santa only come once a year? Parent: Because the rest of the year he is in jail for breaking and entering.
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Child: Why does Santa only come once a year? Parent: Because the rest of the year he is in jail for breaking and entering.
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