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Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Sean: Knock, knock. Fawn: Who’s there? Sean: Murray. Fawn: Murray who? Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.

Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story? Mike: I haven’t a clue. Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.

PS Comic by Scott Nickel